Post by barrebobber on Feb 10, 2011 12:53:12 GMT -4
> A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS
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> THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE
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> WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING
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> A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK
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> DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS
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> HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
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> SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR
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> A WHILE."
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> BILLY SAYS:
> "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
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> MOTHER SAYS: "OK,
> YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT,
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> BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE
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> BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
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> MOTHER
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> THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE
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> WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING
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> A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK
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> DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS
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> HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
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> HIS MOTHER
> SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR
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> A WHILE."
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> BILLY SAYS:
> "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
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> MOTHER SAYS: "OK,
> YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT,
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> BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE
> HEAD?"
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